Season 1, Episode 12
September 28, 2013 
Dan Schneider & Jake Farrow
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The episode begins with Sam getting all the pink paint off her motorcycle. Dice and Goomer come to take Sam to a fighting match but Cat wants to stay home to study for a huge test due on Monday. Dice gives Cat a drink called Pon-Thwang to help her focus and have a better memory.
When they get home, they find Cat with her hair partially dyed blue, asleep, and handcuffed to a small, angry foreign man. Sam’s motorcycle is also gone. Sam wakes Cat up and it turns out that this happened because she drank the whole Pon-Thwang bottle when she was only supposed to put a teaspoon of it into a glass of water. Cat also doesn't know what happened. Cat finds a photo on her phone showing herself and Nona with their hair dyed blue in Elderly Acres and the picture was taken that day. Sam frees Cat and handcuffs the foreign man to the doorknob.
They go to Elderly Acres where everyone’s hair is dyed an abnormal color. Nona tells them that Cat came at around 1:00 all jittery, got her hair dyed blue, and wanted to go to the fight Sam, Dice, and Goomer went to in Nona’s car. Nona says her car is at the shop and Cat wants to go to the fight on Sam’s motorcycle. An elderly man says that he can drive a motorcycle but wants to stop at Bots for a burger first. Sam threatens to kill Cat if she doesn't get her motorcycle back.
The two go to Bots where Tandy shows them the security cameras in the parking lot and the front door. The elderly man and Cat go to Bots and there they run into John Zakappa. To get revenge on Sam, John steals Sam’s motorcycle. Cat sees him and begins to attack John, also successfully. John leaves on the motorcycle but Cat is able to capture John’s friend who is the small, foreign man. Cat steals a cop's handcuffs, handcuffs herself to the foreign man (whose name is Hector), and apparently went home and fell asleep.
Dice tells John to be there at 11:00. They duct tape Hector’s mouth closed, handcuff him, and put him on a wagon. John comes and returns Sam’s motorcycle. Sam then wrestles John to the ground, and has Cat, Dice, and Goomer bring Hector and the motorcycle back home. That night, Hector reads Sam and Cat a book called The Pudgy Monkey.
Dice: Hey, look. Check it out that guy's hair. It looks like cotton candy! [points to an old man]
Cat: It does!
Goomer: I'll go see. [approaches the old man]
Dice: No, Goomer, no!
Goomer: [bites the old man's hair]
Goomer: It just tastes like pink hair.
Cat: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Cat: No. I'm not making a knock-knock joke.
Sam: No. I'm not making a knock-knock joke who?
Cat: Excuse me, excuse me. Okay, I'm looking for an elderly man whose name I do not know and whose face I cannot remember.
Bots customers: [confused]
Cat: Have any of you seen a man who I do not know and whose face I cannot remember?
Unnamed man: Is it me? [raises his hand]
Cat: I do not know!
Cat: We need help.
Tandy: Searching the web for "help".
Cat: We don't need you to—
Tandy: Help: A movie from 1965 starring the Beatles. It was a comedy adventure that—
Sam: Dude! I can't find my motorcycle!
Tandy: Oh no!
- This episode was filmed the week of April 22, 2013.
- An image from set includes a cup that often appeared on Victorious from the Grub Truck.
- Nathan Kress watched rehearsal for the episode.
- This is the second episode in a row Sam's motorcycle is the focus of the plot.
- This is the first time Goomer appears and Punchy's Gym is not featured.
- It's revealed that twice a year, a service is hired at Elderly Acres to give the elderly colorful hair.
- This is the third episode they mentioned Justin Bieber in. The first was Pilot, the second was BabysitterWar.
- When the alley scene begins, you can see the DanWarp logo spray painted on the wall.
- This is the first time Nona and Goomer are shown together on screen. This is also the only time Goomer has been at Elderly Acres.
- Hector said "petrosini" in the end of the episode. Jana Petrosini is the senior web producer of Sam & Cat.
- Nona asked "what's all the hollabaloo", like Chris did in Kenan & Kel episode "Ditch Day Afternoon", another series Dan Schneider produced.
- Sam can be very violent if she doesn't have her motorcycle.
- When Mrs. Hartley is here, the door is closed without anyone having to close it and it got reopened without anyone opening it.
- Cat couldn't remember most stuff from the past day, yet she could remember she drank the entire bottle on Pon Thwang and that she didn't read the instructions.
- When John has to meet them to return the bike, they state to meet them at 11:00, but when they fall asleep, Cat's clock says 10:01.
- John the Skull Crusher returns.
- The book Hector reads to Sam and Cat is The Pudgy Monkey. In the iCarly episode, iLove You, Jenna reads Spencer a book about the Pudgy Monkey.
- Sam gets off in this episode the pink paint Gwen and Ruby gave to her motorcycle in #RevengeOfTheBritBrats, the previous episode in both airing and production order. It means the events of this episode are right after the events of #RevengeOfTheBritBrats.
- November 14, 2013 (Italy)
- November 18, 2013 (UK & Ireland)
- November 19, 2013 (Portugal)
- December 8, 2013 (Australia & New Zealand)
- December 22, 2013 (Poland)
- January 11, 2014 (Latin America)
- January 18, 2014 (Germany)
- January 26, 2014 (Netherlands)
- March 7, 2014 (Greece)
- ↑ The Futon Critic Episode Listings
- ↑ http://thefutoncritic.com/ratings/2013/10/01/saturdays-cable-ratings-and-broadcast-finals-college-football-48-hours-lead-the-pack-936215/cable_20130928/
- ↑ Sam & Cat - Episode Listings
- ↑ Cameron's tweet of a photo taken on set
- ↑ Dan's tweet about a special guest watching the Sam & Cat rehearsal
- ↑ Cameron's tweet about Nathan watching their run through
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