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The title appears on the screen reading #PsychoDanger: #Henry #Ray #Nora


The camera cuts to Sam and Cat's house where they are watching Season 9 of The Fairly OddParents

"Ugh why do we have to watch this?" Sam asked

"I thought you would like this show." Cat replies

"Well I did but why are we watching this season? No one likes that talking dog." Sam says

"Well this is what you get for lying to my Nona about me staying in Arizona for two more weeks." Cat said

"Ugh how many times do you have to bring that up? It was four months ago!” Sam says

"Well you shouldn't have lied to me." Said Nona

"You're just lucky she didn't kick you out. I mean did you not think I would call in?" Cat asks

"Look I'm sorry for lying. She made a lot of good food and I didn't want her to leave. Which I'm just now realizing that she would have been just 5 blocks away." Sam said

"To be honest if you were in jail and one of your relatives were staying here and made good food, I wouldn't want them to leave either." Said Cat

"You do know that everyone in my family has a prison record right?" Sam asks

"Not Melanie." Cat replies

"Who's Melanie?" Nona asked

"Her twin sister." Cat replied

"You didn't tell me you had a twin sister." Nona said

"I don't need to tell you everything about my life. So I'm guessing you're banned from Arizona?" Sam asked

"Well they said I'm not allowed back so yes." Cat replied

Doorbell rings

"Ding dong!" Cat yelled

"Why do you always do that when the bell rings?" Sam asked

Soon a letter slides under the door

"Oh a letter just appeared under the door." Said Cat

"What does it say?" Sam asked

Cat opens the letter and reads it

"Dear Samantha Puckett, Caterina Valentine and Diceneo J. Corleone, as victims to a kidnapping that happened back in March, you three are set to appear in court in the sentence of Nora Dershlit's release." Cat says

"Oh my god they are letting that lunatic out of jail?!" Sam asked

"Good for her." Cat replies

"Good? Are you crazy? She kidnapped you and Dice and trapped you down that wishing well." Sam says

"Well I'm a forgiving person." Cat says

"Is she the one who trapped you two in a well?" Nona asked

"Uh huh." Cat replied

"I'm guessing Dice got the letter too." Sam said

Dice walks in with the same letter Sam and Cat got

"Did you guys get the same letter?" Dice asked

"About Nora being released from jail?" Cat asks

"Yeah I can't believe they are letting her out." Dice says

"Well when we go to court, we're all going to make sure that freak stays in jail." Sam said

"Why?" Cat asked

"Cat she trapped us in a well and threw hoses down at us!" Dice yelled

"Well maybe she went to therapy while she was in jail." Cat said

"No amount of therapy will help a crazy woman like Nora Dershlit." Sam says

"So are we going to Seattle for court or is it being held here?" Dice asked

"Well it says here that since her recent crime was in Los Angeles, the court is going to be held at the Los Angeles Courthouse." Cat said

"Then we shall be ready." Sam says

The camera now cuts to the Henry Danger universe down in the Man Cave where Henry and Ray come down the tubes in their super suits

"Hey how did it go?" Charlotte asked

"It went well." Kid Danger replies

"No sign of bad guys yet?" Schwoz asked

"Not yet but we'll get them soon." Captain Man said as he and Henry turn back into their normal clothes

Henry's phone dings

"Who texted?" Charlotte asked

"My dad." Henry replied

"Is he still with your mom?" Ray asked

"Yes for the thousandth time!" Henry yelled

"What's with you and hitting on his mom?" Schwoz asked

"That's none of your business Schwoz!" Ray yelled

"Well what does your dad want?" Charlotte asked

"He wants me to come home because Piper is having another episode." Henry replied

"Your sister needs some therapy big time." Ray said

"Please therapy will do nothing for her." Henry said

Henry and Charlotte walk to the tube pads and the tubes come down

"Up the tubes!" They both yelled as the tubes suck them up

The Henry Danger transition is mixed with the Sam & Cat transition as we cut to a courthouse in Los Angeles

Sam, Cat, Dice and Nona walk in the courthouse

"Let's just get this over with." Sam said

They take their seats as Nora Dershlit arrives in her prison suit

"Well hello Sam, Cat and Dice." Nora says

"Don't talk to us Dershlit." Sam said

"Hi!" Cat yelled

"Cat seems like she wants to talk." Nora said

"So you're the one who kidnapped my granddaughter. You've got some nerves." Nona

"The court is now in session. Nora Dershlit you have been accused of kidnapping that little boy and this bubbly girl." A judge says

"She threw hoses at me." Dice said

"Only because you didn't rub the conditioner on your skin." Nora says

"We call Sam Puckett to the stand." The judge says

Sam is now sitting in the seat next to the judge

"Samantha Puckett is it? There are sources saying how Nora once kidnapped you and your friends from Seattle." A lawyer says

"She kidnapped us twice and then when she came to Los Angeles, she threw those two down a well and tried throwing me down too." Sam said

"You tried to hurt my chicken." Nora says

Cut scene to where Dice is at the stand

"Once I was leaving Bots to see my friend Goomer, she trapped me in her car, cut off some of my hair, threw me in a wishing well and threw hoses down at me." Dice said

"That must be rough for a 12 year old." Said the judge

"Actually I turned 13 a couple months ago." Dice says

"Never correct me!" The judge yelled

Nona is now on stand

"Well I was never really involved but when I was told what happened, it shook me up a lot." Nona said

Cat is now on stand next to the judge

"Well even though she threw me down that well and tried to cut off my hair, I personally think Nora should be let go." Cat said

"Yes." Nora says

"Dang it Cat!" Sam yelled

"Well don't all people deserve a second chance?" Cat asked

"This was her third crime." A lawyer said

"Well what about a fourth chance?" Cat asked

"How is she so clueless?" Sam says

Now Goomer for some reason is on stage

"What am I doing here?" Goomer asked

"You're here to ask whether or not Nora Dershlit should be let go or not." A judge said

"Who's Nora Dershlit?" Goomer asked

"That would be me." Nora replied

"Oh hi." Goomer says

"God, he makes Gibby and Cat seem like geniuses." Nora said

"Now Goomer do you think Nora should be let go?" The judge asked

"I don't know? I wasn't involved. Can I have chocolate milk?" Goomer asked

Sam and Dice slam their face with their hands

"We shall take a short recess then we shall decide if Nora should be let go." The judge says

Everyone but Sam, Cat, Dice, Nona, Goomer and Nora walk out

"Cat after everything Nora did to us, you still want her to be free?" Sam asked

"Well maybe she feels bad for what she did." Cat said

"Carly, Freddie and I thought so too until she trapped us again along with Gibby and Spencer." Sam says

"I mean it has been 8 months since her third crime so maybe she has changed." Dice said

"I kind of have to agree with them." Nona said

"Am I the only normal person here?" Sam asked

Nora walks up to the trio

"So what are we going to do until then?" Nora asked

"We're getting lunch without you." Sam said

"Sam." Cat says

"Stay away from my hair." Dice says

We now cut to the Hart house where Henry and Charlotte walk in and sees Piper is upset

"There you are!" Jake yelled

"What's Piper mad about?" Henry asked

"Jana Tetrazini has been spreading lies about me all over the internet!" Piper yelled

"What kind of lies?" Charlotte asked

Soon Jasper walks in and holds his phone

"Did you guys see that Piper has butt pimples?" Jasper asked

Piper screams very loud

"I'm guessing that's the lies." Henry said

"Piper it's going to be okay." Jake said

"No it's not!" My life is over!" Piper yelled

"Hey did you guys hear that Seattle villain Nora Dershlit is on court right now?" Jasper asked

"What does that have to do with anything going on right now?" Charlotte asked

"I felt like changing the plot a bit." Jasper replies

Back at the Los Angeles courthouse

"Nora with this being your third strike. You will either be sentenced to 42 months in jail. Or your witnesses will let you go." The judge said

"You guys I'm so sorry for what I did. I couldn't control myself. I swear I completely changed." Nora says

"I'm not buying it." Sam said

"Oh just let her go." Dice said

"I'm sure she's learned her lesson." Said Cat

"What? Are you kidding me? Am I..." Sam says as she looks at Nora with a sad look on her face

"Well Sam?" A judge asked

"Fine let her go. But if she makes any sudden moves, I'm fighting back!" Sam said

"Alright Nora Dershlit you are free to go. Enjoy your freedom." The judge says as a cop unhooks her handcuffs

Nora goes to hug Sam, Cat and Dice

"Aw you guys! I knew you would forgive me." Nora says

"You swear you changed?" Sam asked

"Positive." Nora replies

"Hey how about we throw a little party?" Cat asked

"I'm down for that." Dice said

"We can host it at that house I trapped you in. I have rented it out for a year." Nora says

"Okay but I got my eye on you." Sam says

"Oh Sam." Cat says

"Well I'm heading back to Elderly Acres. Call me when you get home Cat so I know you're safe." Nona said

"Kay Kay." Cat says as Nona heads out

"I got to go too. I'm meeting up with Rita Rooney at the theaters." Goomer said and walks out

"Guess it's just us three." Dice said

"I wish Maurice was still here." Nora said

"Actually I've been taking care of him at my house. We can stop by and I'll grab him." Dice said

"You'd do that for me?" Nora asked

"Sure why not." Dice replies

"Thank you, Dice." Nora says

"Might be a bad time to say this but I hope I don't get in trouble for skipping school." Cat says

"I skipped school a lot. Well before I met Carly." Sam says

"I never skipped school up until today." Dice said

"Man, you really remind me of Freddie." Sam says

"I still want to make out with that boy." Nora said

"What's with you girls and wanting to make out with boys?" Dice asked

"Something you'll never understand." Cat replies as part one comes to an end

Part two starts off at the house Nora trapped Dice and Cat in as they walk in

"Hello guests." Nora said

"This place hasn't changed." Sam says

"Dice, did you bring my Maurice?" Nora asked

"Yes he's right here." Dice replied as he hands Nora her chicken

"Hi Maurice." Nora says

Maurice clucks like a rooster

"Is he a chicken or a rooster?" Cat asked

"He's clearly a rooster which is the same thing." Nora replied

"I meant hen." Cat said

"Well still he is obviously a rooster if you can tell." Nora says

"So where's all the party stuff?" Sam asked

"Oh they're in the basement. Why don't you all help me get them." Nora said

"Kay Kay." Cat says

They soon walk down the basement where they see the old well

"That brings back some memories." Dice said

"Uh I don't see any party stuff." Sam says

Without any hesitation, Nora shoves Sam, Cat and Dice down the well

"Hey what gives?" Sam asked

"Why did you throw us down here?" Dice asked

"Because I'm not letting you guys go." Nora replied

"So this is a kidnapping?" Cat asked

"Duh!" Nora replied

"I knew you didn't change." Sam says

"And I thought you were smarter than this." Nora said

"Yeah well we'll see what the cops say." Dice said and searches for his phone but can't find it

Sam and Cat try to find their phones as well only to see Nora managed to grab a hold of them

"Looking for these?" Nora asked

"Yes we are." Cat replied

"Give us back our phones!" Sam yelled

"Gladly." Nora said

Nora smashes the phones and throws the bits and pieces down the well

"That's not what she meant!" Dice yelled

"Oh I know. Now if you excuse me, I got some catching up to do. Come Maurice." Nora said

Maurice clucks again

"Once I get out of here, she is so dead!" Sam yelled

We now cut back to the Henry Danger universe where Henry and his friends walk in from school

"Man I thought today would never end." Jasper says

Soon Piper barges in and slams the door

"Nice to see you too." Henry said

"Still mad about Jana?" Charlotte asked

"Uh huh." Piper replied

Soon Jake walks in

"Hey, how was school?" Jake asked

"Horrible. Jana is still spreading lies about me." Piper replied

"Hey if she's making lies about you, how about you spread lies about her?" Jasper asked

"Huh that's not a bad idea." Charlotte replied

"Well what lie should I spread?" Piper asked

"That when someone gets near Jana, she causes a disease to spread." Jasper replied

"Brilliant! Wow, for a guy like you, you seem to have good ideas." Piper said

Soon Henry's watch beeps

"Why does that dumb watch always beep?" Jake asked

"It's my boss. Got to go to work. Come Charlotte." Henry replied

"Bye Mr. Hart." Charlotte says

"So who wants to help me spread that lie?" Piper asked

"He does." Jake said and walks away

"Fine but go easy." Jasper says

"We'll see." Piper said

The camera now cuts to the Junk N' Stuff store as it cuts down to the Man Cave where Henry and Charlotte walk out of the elevator

"Ray, we're here!" Henry yelled

"What's the emergency?" Charlotte asked

"Check out this shirt Schwoz got me." Ray replied

"I made it myself." Schwoz said

"Ray, how many times do we have to tell you that you only beep us unless it's an emergency." Henry says

Soon an alarm goes off

"Well now there's an emergency." Ray said

Charlotte checks it and sees it's from Los Angeles

"That's odd. It says the emergency is coming from Los Angeles." Charlotte said

"What's the situation?" Schwoz asked

"It says two teens and a young adult have been reported missing." Charlotte replied

"Who?" Asked Henry

"A 13 year old named Diceneo Corleone, a 17 year old named Cat Valentine who looks like Ariana Grande but that's not important and a 20 year old named Samantha Puckett." Charlotte says

"I never heard of any of those names." Ray said

"Wait, that Sam girl is from the iCarly web show." Henry said

"And?" Ray asked

"Jasper for some reason said a girl named Nora Dershlit got out of prison." Henry replied

"Where are you going with this?" Schwoz asked

"That Nora girl kidnapped the iCarly crew twice, then back in March she kidnapped that boy and girl with red hair." Charlotte says

"So you're thinking this Nora girl kidnapped those people?" Ray asked

"Well I snooped at her TwitFlash and her recent tweet said 'Revenge feels sweet.'" Henry said

"Do you know what that means?" Charlotte asked

"You're going to California to rescue those peoples?" Schwoz asked

"Bingo." Henry replied

"Ugh fine but only because there are no recent crimes happening here. Go start up the Man-copter!" Ray yelled

"On it." Schwoz said

Schwoz and Charlotte head to the tube pads

"Up the tubes!" Charlotte yelled

"Alright kid, you ready to face a villain we don't know in a city we have never been to?" Ray asked

"Let's chew this." Henry said

Henry and Ray blow their bubbles transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man

They run to the tube pads and the tubes come down

"Call it kid!" Captain Man yelled

"Up the tubes!" Kid Danger yelled

The tubes sucks them up as the cheer applause plays as the camera cuts back to Sam, Cat and Dice where they have been trapped down the well for 7 hours and Dice is playing with the same clackers he had in #SuperPsycho

"Ugh I'm so bored." Sam said

"I'm tired of playing these clackers." Said Dice

"I have to pee!" Cat yelled

"Unless Nora throws down a jar, we're screwed." Sam said

Nora comes down the basement with Maurice and looks down the well

"Well hello friends." Nora said

"We aren't your friends!" Dice yelled

"Let us out of here Dershlit!" Sam yelled

"No! You boobs are staying down there forever!" Nora yells

"But I have to pee." Cat yelled

"Well good thing I installed this." Nora said as she pushes a button causing a sink to pop out

"You want us to pee in the sink?" Dice asked

"Cat seems to be doing it." Nora says

Cat is now using one of the hoses that was left down to wash away her pee

"Cat did you..." Sam says

"I had to go." Cat said

"Nora, when my mom and her Nona find out we went missing, they're going to kick your butt." Dice said

"Which is why send them a text under your contact that you're safe at home and I managed to use a framed photo of you three." Nora says

"And they believed you?" Dice asked

"Well your mom said to behave and Cat your Nona said don't stay up too late. Also some girl named Tori said you have a project to work on but clearly that ain't happening." Said Nora

"How big of a lunatic do you have to be?" Sam asked

"Oh Sam, you always say the nicest things about me." Nora replied

"Yeah well how is this for nice? When we get out, I'm killing that ugly chicken of yours!" Sam yelled

"Oh you will not insult my Maurice! Say you're sorry now!" Nora yelled

"Suck a truck!" Sam yelled

"I will suck no truck. But you three will suck the water with this hose." Nora said as she sprays them

"Ahh that's cold water!" Cat yelled

"Just say you're sorry!" Dice yelled

"Fine I'm sorry for calling your chicken ugly and that I keep eating his relatives." Sam said

Nora turns the hose off

"There now that wasn't bad." Nora says

"Yes it was." Sam said

In the Man-copter, Captain Man and Kid Danger are using spy goggles to see where Nora had trapped Sam, Cat and Dice

"These spy goggles work very well." Captain Man said

"Thank you." Schwoz said

Charlotte is using the goggles and sees the house where Sam, Cat and Dice are at

"Hey I see the girls and boy that Nora trapped." Charlotte said

"Where?" Kid Danger asked

"That house right over there." Charlotte replied

"Great time to kick some Hollywood butt." Captain Man said

They land the helicopter on the roof

"Is someone landing a helicopter on my roof? I got to go." Nora said and runs off

"Wait, take your rooster with you!" Cat yelled

Nora goes upstairs and the doorbell rings so Nora opens the small hole to see who it is

"Can I help you cosplayers?" Nora asked

"We aren't cosplaying." Kid Danger replied

"Have you seen these children?" Captain Man asked

"No." Nora replied

"Are you sure?" Schwoz asked

"What are you and there is nobody hiding in my basement." Said Nora

"We didn't say anything about your basement." Kid Danger said

"Good day." Nora said and slams the door shut

"Oh no you don't!" Captain Man yelled and blasts the door open

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Nora yelled

"Not until you tell us where those kids are!" Captain Man yelled but Nora goes to fight him

"Kid Danger, go attack her!" Charlotte said

"On it." Kid Danger says

Kid Danger jumps on Nora's back and starts swinging back and forth

Cut scene to Piper uploading a video where Jasper looks like he has a disease

"Just look what happened to this odd boy here. Only one person did it and her name is Jana Tetrazini." Piper said

"I feel so cold." Jasper said

The video is now uploaded

"Wait til everyone at school sees this." Piper said

"I don't understand why you can't just make up with her." Jake says

"He really doesn't get how things work now does he?" Jasper asked

"No he doesn't." Piper replied

Back with Captain Man and Kid Danger, they are still fighting Nora

"Take this!" Nora yelled

"Schwoz come with me to the basement." Charlotte says

"Kay Kay." Schwoz says

"Do you guys hear Nora screaming?" Dice asked

Soon Charlotte and Schwoz go up to the well and Schwoz pokes down

"Hi." Schwoz said

"What the heck are you?" Sam asked

"We're going to get you three out of there." Charlotte replies

"Yay!" Cat yelled

Charlotte finds some rope and throws one end down the well

"Quick grab on!" Charlotte yelled

Dice goes first, then Cat, and then Sam

"Finally we're free." Dice says

"Now to kill that girl once and for all." Sam said walking past Charlotte without a thank you

"Uh you're welcome!" Charlotte yelled

"Thank you ma'am." Cat said

"Is that your real hair color?" Charlotte asked

"Come on!" Dice yelled

They go and see Nora is still fighting Captain Man and Kid Danger when Sam attacks her and squeezes her elbows causing her to go unconscious with Maurice walking on her belly again

"Nice job kid." Captain Man said

"Charlotte, go call the police." Kid Danger said

"On it." Charlotte says

"Whoa you're the Swellview hero Captain Man and his hot sidekick Kid Danger." Cat says

"Oh well thank you." Kid Danger said

"Uh I'm hot too." Captain Man said

"Yeah well he's younger than you so yeah." Sam says

"Are you three okay?" Charlotte asked

"Other than getting sprayed with a hose, I think we're fine." Dice said

"Okay now seriously what the heck are you?" Sam asked

"I'm a person just like you peoples." Schwoz replied

"You look like a troll." Dice said

"I do not!" Schwoz yelled

"Calm down troll." Captain Man said

"Okay the Los Angeles cops are on their way." Charlotte said

"Good." Dice says

"Wait I just noticed! You're Sam Puckett from the iCarly web show. That show was funny." Kid Danger said

"Thanks." Sam said

"Glad to see how in 2014, you still have fans." Cat said

"I love the kid who always yelled GIBBEH!" Charlotte yelled

"Oh now I remember. He always took his shirt off." Captain Man says

"But seriously girl, is that hair your normal color?" Charlotte asked

"It is not." Cat replied

"Didn't you say it was caused by your brother or something?" Dice asked

"Why would your own brother do that to you?" Schwoz asked

"You talk weird." Sam says

We now cut back to the Henry Danger universe one last time where Jasper is scrubbing the makeup off him as Piper sees her video going viral

"So how did your video go?" Jake asked

"It went viral. Over 1,000,000 views." Piper replied

"Okay I got all the makeup off." Jasper says

"You know it wouldn't hurt to use your words." Jake said

"Uh have you met me?" Piper asks

The last scene cuts to the Sam & Cat universe where the cops are arresting Nora

"So what happens to Nora this time?" Cat asked

"We're taking her back to prison in Seattle." The cop replied

"Haha." Captain Man says

Nora growls at everyone

"With this being her fourth strike, she's getting placed under solitary confinement. She won't mess with anyone ever again." The cop replies

"Don't waste your breath. I will keep returning and I will never stop messing with you filthy iCarlies and you dirty Sam and Cats. Wait for me Maurice!" Nora said and is dragged away by the cops

"So what do we do with her chicken?" Kid Danger asked

"I know a few good reasons for what to do with it." Sam replied

"No eating him." Dice says

"You don't know if I was going to say that." Sam said

"Okay that was fun but we have a long way to get home. Some of us have school tomorrow." Charlotte said

"What's her deal?" Captain Man asked

"Probably that time of the month." Kid Danger

Cat then starts laughing like she used to on Victorious

"Don't ever joke about that." Cat said

"Ever!" Sam yelled

"Someone is pushy." Captain Man says

"I can also be punchy and kicky!" Sam yelled

"Classic Samantha Puckett." Kid Danger said

"Wait Kid Danger can I get a selfie?" Cat asked

"Uh sure." Kid Danger replied

"Sam here you can take our picture." Cat says

"I don't want to but I'll do it anyway." Sam said

Sam takes their picture

"Do you want a selfie with me?" Captain Man asked

"Did she ask for a selfie with you?" Sam asked

"No." Captain Man replied

"Then she doesn't want one with you now does she." Sam says

"Hey don't be rude to the superhero." Schwoz said

"Shut up troll." Sam says

"Man she really is pushy." Captain Man says

"If you watch iCarly you would know." Charlotte says

"Never mess with Sam." Dice said as the episode ends

A bonus scene is shown features a few bloopers from the episode

"Dear Samantha Puckett, Ariana Valentine and wait did I just use my name?" Ariana asked

"Look I'm sorry for lying and I forgot what I'm supposed to say." Jenette says

"Maybe she went to therapy while she was in jail." Said Ariana

"No therapy will fix Danielle. I mean Nora ugh!" Jennette yelled

"Up the tubes." Cooper and Jace said but nothing works

"It's not working." Riele said

"Did you hear Ella has..." Sean said

"My life is over." Ella said and she trips on the couch

The cast breaks out laughing

"Not as over as that couch." Riele says

"Seriously what are you?" Asked Jennette

"I'm a troll! I mean a person!" Michael yelled

"Classic Samantha McCurdy." Jace said

"It's Puckett!" Jennette yelled as the crossover comes to an end

The End